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Our latest contest will open THE GATES OF HELL!

For the last contest in October were pulling out all the stops and giving YOU the chance to win a piece of horror history! Enter for your chance to win dirt pulled directly from "The Seven Doors Hotel" that was featured in Lucio Fulcis "The Beyond." The dirt comes in a vial (with a SKULL lid) thats housed in a custom made coffin featuring an iconic image from the film. Also in the coffin youll find earth and worms, and possibly a curse or two. To enter just like the Cannibal Reviews facebook page and share this photo!

The contest will end at a random time on November 1st, 2014. For this contest I will ship WORLD WIDE. The winner will have 48 hours to respond and the prize will be shipped out ASAP with a tracking number.

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Publishing Myths Contest!

I read with great interest about Ally Condie’s recent 7-figure deal with Dutton. It has us aspiring writers all in a kerfuffle. In online writer’s forums, the skinny is that Ms. Condie, like Stephenie Meyer, is Mormon, a graduate of BYU, and mother to three children. This has spawned speculation that the upper echelon of publishing is comprised of a “Mormon Mafia” of BYU alumni. Will my odds of getting published improve if I move to Provo, convert, and squeeze out another kid?

HA HA HAHAHGAH AHAHA HSNORTHAHA! Oh, whew. There should be a class at the gym thats just rolling around on the floor while guffawing.

Thats fabulous, and a terrific kick off to our new years contest:
MAKE UP THE BEST PUBLISHING MYTH.

Points will be awarded mostly for humor, but having some slight connection to reality or some vaguely believable "proof" will make for the strongest contenders. Ideally, Id like to see several of these myths go on to long, anonymous lives on the internet where they will be passed from newbie to newbie like a cold in a preschool.

Entries should be posted in the comments here, by January 1st.

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